Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Messages for Dez, Lance, Hassel and others.

  • Dez Bryant, just pick the pads up, keep your head down, and act like a good teammate. Good gosh, hazing isn't carrying a helmet 50 yards, it's being blindfolded in the dark and forced to listen to the Apocalypse Now soundtrack for 12 straight hours. Not that I'd know anything about that.
  • Lance Armstrong, I wish you would've stayed retired, but if Jordan and Ali couldn't resist, I guess it's not easy.
  • Chris Hassel, I know you're having trouble sleeping. Just listen to Bo Pelini's news conference from Big 12 Media Days right before bed.
  • Shawn Terrell, I know you love Kings of Leon, but your boys have to find some stones. Quitting a show three songs in because pigeons were pooping on them?! That's not very rock-n-roll.
  • Andy Fales, a Cardinals fan, Allan Knudsen, sent this picture from Wrigley Field:
  • Karlos Kirby, former Olympian from Des Moines, we're all proud of you. This is even more impressive than a fast bobsled run:
(Karlos on left, along with Gen. Petraeus and the head of NATO Sec Gen. Rasmussen)

1 comment:

tempationsames@aol.com said...

Great posts, esp Lance.....sorta sad...